The Bad Book Club

Honestly, we're not certain what Patricia wants, but we are certain it isn't anything good for humanity. In this episode, Stephanie is joined by Kristin, and the two discuss Patricia Wants to Cuddle, by Samantha Allen, allegedly a sapphic Bigfoot story. 
Music by The Bad Book Club

On this episode, Stephanie and Lindsey discuss the highs and (mostly) lows of ghost story/romance/mystery, Remain, a joint project between unlikely pair M. Night Shyamalan and Nicholas Sparks. 

We giggled our way through the book and now it's time for the movie! In this episode, Lindsey and Stephanie share their thoughts on the film adaptation of Freida McFadden's The Housemaid. You may be surprised by some of their revelations!

We couldn't come up with a punny name for the title of this episode and felt we'd spent quite enough time on it. This book has it all--a hate-able protagonist, just enough romance to make dying slightly inconvenient, highly questionable family dynamics, constant reminders of the main character's mortality--you know, everything you look for in a story. With this book, the author bravely asks an important question: if you knew your time was running out, would you really spend it doing all that?
Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Jing_of_Jin_(Ju)#cite_note-6
https://www.iflscience.com/franz-reichelt-and-the-eiffel-tower-wingsuit-incident-of-1912-79555
https://medium.com/the-masterpiece/this-greek-painter-died-laughing-at-his-own-painting-235816e9931f
 

This book is what happens when you take the existential dread you had as a teen and make it a novel. In this episode, host Stephanie and guest Kristin take on bestseller The Midnight Library, a book that seems to be universally loved in a way that we just don't get. Have you ever wanted to revisit every stupid decision you ever made? Main character Nora Seed does just that, and we pulled along with her to every regret she's ever had. (omg I just realized her last name is Seed and hers is the "Root" life, and you will NEVER convince me that wasn't on purpose.)
Anyway, Nora learns a bunch of lessons about how life could always be worse, and that yes, sorry, this maybe really is as good as it gets. 

Is it an autobiography or is it self-help? Bad news, it's both! This book made us feel both called out and offended, and left us perfectly satisfied with how unproductive we are.
Bongo Comedy Background Music 60bpm by krytosss -- https://freesound.org/s/167388/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

Strap in, y'all, pun absolutely intended. This episode is all about the classic romantic fan fiction that took the world by storm and reinforced the notion that stalking is peak romance. 
Ticking Clock by blukotek at https://freesound.org/s/412751/
TV Show Intro Music by TheoJT at https://freesound.org/s/698508/ 

Grab your favorite vintage of red wine (or a vial of O-negative, we don't judge) because this week, Stephanie and Lindsey are diving into the Bodleian Library to unpack Deborah Harkness’s A Discovery of Witches. It’s so slow we actually aged three centuries just waiting for them to hold hands.

In this episode, we take a trip down memory lane to revisit Twilight, a book that launched a thousand Tumblr accounts and innumerable codependent relationships. What's so appealing about Bella? Why does Edward keep going back to high school instead of getting a job? Why did Stephenie Meyer spell her name like that? We don't have answers to any of these questions, but we have a lot of opinions about this book. Cover your neck while we sink our teeth into this legendary tome.
Pick up a copy of the Christine's coloring book here!
 

Who did it? Who deserved it? Who should have been left off the guest list, from the start? Almost everyone, honestly. This farce of a wedding takes place at the least romantic place on earth, complete with bog bodies, frat boys, and murder most foul!
We love a messy bitch, but this one takes the wedding cake (sorry, not sorry).